there has been much speculation and anticipation of his first birthday party with little to no information, but new details have emerged and cronin hill photography has obtained a genuine document. the invitation-like card sports a festive red, white and blue nautical theme... hmmm... ocean... crabby... swimsuits... flippy floppies... aaarrrRRG, our inner pirate is intrigued.
leagues of fans wait outside his door to catch just a glimpse of the internet sensation since his debut on Facebook, Instagram and social media pages at home and abroad. recently, chp drones have tried to make access to the compound, but a new no-fly zone has been established in preparation of the event.
it is rumored the beautifully designed invite was created by the mysterious and most talented captain lauren of the s.s. rupert. the chp team is trying to confirm at this time. in early 2015 controversy surrounded the captain when she consumed a whole grinder in under 30 seconds, surprising fellow crew members and local restaurant owner dingdong cart magee.
we promise to bring you more info as it becomes available.